You can kill the dreamer, but I never a dream
lookbookdotnu:

One for the money, two for the show (by Olivia Shutey)
Remove the car, put a bicicle, then it’s perfect.

Remove the car, put a bicicle, then it’s perfect.

So I was sitting there in the bar and this guy comes up to me and he said “My life stinks” and I saw his gold credit card and I saw the way he was looking at people across the room and I looked at his face and you know, what a good looking face, and I just said, “Dude, your perspective on life sucks”.
salveo:

By William’s Wish Wellingtons
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
friedchickenisgross:

vulturesinvividcolour:

Aquarium Waterslide

Oh my god, I need this in my life.

friedchickenisgross:

vulturesinvividcolour:

Aquarium Waterslide

Oh my god, I need this in my life.